PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then the